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As ever, Gandalf manages to arrive just as the battle finishes, and always with a good excuse:
"Shadowfax ate my staff."
"My cloak was dirty."
"My cloak was dirty and there was a queue at the laundrette."
"My cloak was dirty and there was a queue at the laundrette, and they were out of Dazzle 'Em, the only washing powder that guarantees this level of pristine whiteness."
"I was arrested for indecently uncloaking in public."
Somehow he's never been late for lunch.
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Gandalf: A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he intended to!
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Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches.
Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?
He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom
~Lurker...