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The only drawback of visiting Lothlorien was the horrible food.
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And Legolas was bored of having vegetarian fod....
Legolas: Here you go Bill, eat this so you get fat and tender *HRM* I mean good looking and slender of course. You look so juicy *HRM* cosy... Would you like to be my dinner............company tonight?
Bill runs away into the distance
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Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches.
Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?
He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom
~Lurker...