[Valesse]

Sam: Alright Mister Kurum, tell us where we can find some orkish bri'ches or I'll get Frodo here to whine, complain, and angst at you.
Frodo: He isn't kidding, either.

OR

Frodo: "Do you hear the people sing? Singing the song of angry men! Its a music of a people who will not be slaves again!..."
Sam: ...Bless me, I think you need to take a rest, Mister Frodo. I don't hear anything.

OR

Unbeknownst to the rest of the Fellowship Sam and Frodo were keeping tally of just how many orcs Gimli and Legolas slaughters in Pelennor Fields.
Sam: Seven hundred fifty eight...
Frodo: ...Legolas is still at nineteen...