[Gurthang]

Frodo: "I think they're making fun of us."
Sam: "I've never seen anyone laugh 'til they threw up."

OR

Sam: "What do you mean our outfits are out of season?"

OR

Frodo(dull monotone): "Oh, look. It's Gandalf."
Sam(dull monotone): "Oh, and he's uncloaking."
Frodo(dull monotone): "I am sooo surprised."
Sam(dull monotone): "Yeah... I am in shock."

OR

Frodo's hair suddenly awakens and begins to groggily look around.