Faramir: Look, father, you're not Gandalf, so the uncloaking just isn't funny!
Denethor: Is that why I'm being replaced?
Boromir: YES!
Orcs discover the wonders of soap!
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Frodo: I would like two Barad-dur burgers, two large fries, a coke and a happy meal for Sam.
Sam: Erm, Mr. Frodo that's not a Hornburger store it’s just an Orc... What do you mean, Happy Meal?