Faramir and Boromir trying out for the wrong movie
Farami + Boromir - We are the knights who say Ni!!!
Denethor - Uh, guys, the set for the Quest for the Holy Grail is two sets over.
or
Faramir - Dad? How did you get here?
Denethor - I don't know!!
Boromir - Were you using MapQuest again?
Denethor - I
knew should have taken that left turn at Alberquerque!! Stupid MapQuest!!!