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Boromir: DAAAAaaaad, Faramir said that he had a dream about Isildur's Bane, and that he's had it, like, ten times already, and that he's going to go to Imladris and see what's going on cause, like, there's this voice in his dream? and it's like telling him to go? DAAAAaaaaad, I'm the OLDest, and I'm a WAY better figher than Fairy. Remember the time when I like totally kicked the orcs out of Osgiliath and won it for you? Well, if you let me go to Imladris, I'm gonna totally get the Bane and give it to you. Fairy said, he said that he would NEVER take the Bane! He did! He did too say that! I'd take it and I'd totally give it to you Dad. Please can I go to Imladris...PLEEEEEAAASE??
Denethor: Now now Boromir, of course you can go on the Quest.
Faramir: But father, I fear some ill in this...
Denethor: Stop trying to ruin your brother's fun! I said he can go on this Quest so he can go. The next time there's a hopeless battle with little hope of success you can go.
Faramir: But my heart speaks of shadows....
Denethor: Not another word! You're just like your mother, always going on about dreams-this and premonitions-that. I've made my decision and that's final. Boromir gets to go.
Boromir: Yeah! Nyaaaa!
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