Denethor: Faramir, are you smoking again?
Faramir: Uh, no... *hides the stash*
Denethor: I told you, don't take anything from that wizard! Remember what happened last time.
Faramir: Dad, I swear those pink nazgul were real...
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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