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Aragorn: Stupid Mordor-bred mosquitoes.
Legolas (off-screen): Aragorn is coming through the door and holding his arm after having been bitten by a Mordor-bred mosquito!
Gimli (off-screen): Ach laddie, why that's noothing compayred to thee mosquitoes of the Dwarves! They make the mosquitoes of the Elves look like sparrows.
GIMLI then belches, farts and slips on a banana peel.
Theoden: Mordor-bred mosquitoes! There is nothing that we can do against such beasts!
GANDALF appears and beats THEODEN unconscious with his staff.
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