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Brave Aragorn ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Aragorn turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Aragorn!
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Surely it should be the other one...
Bravely bold sir Aragorn, road forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Aragorn.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Aragorn!
He was not in the least bit scared to be
mashed into a pulp,
or to have his eyes gouged out and
his elbows broken,
to have his kneecap split and his body burned away,
and
his limbs all hacked and mangled Brave Sir Aragorn!
His head smashed in and heart cut out,
and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged,
and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off...