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Hooded figure behind Aragorn:

'Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!'

Or

'We are the knights who say Ne! and we demand a shrubbery!'

Or

Brave Aragorn ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Aragorn turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Aragorn!

Or

Aragorn to Legolas & Gimli:

'On second thought, let's not go to Helm's deep, it is a silly place'.

Or

The ghostly voice of Gilraen drifts through the chamber:

(all together now)

'He's not the king of Gondor - he's a very naughty boy!'