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Old 11-11-2005, 11:34 AM   #8303
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davem is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.davem is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.
Sharku: “Now stand aside, worthy adversary!”
Aragorn: “'Tis but a scratch!”
Sharku: “A scratch! Your arm's off!”
Aragorn: “No it isn't.”
Sharku: “Well, what's that, then?” (pointing at ground)
Aragorn: “I've had worse!”
Sharku: “You liar!”
Aragorn: “Come on, you pansy!”
Sharku: “Look, you stupid b****d, you've got no arms left!”
Aragorn: “Yes I have.”
Sharku: “Look!”
Aragorn: “It's just a flesh wound!”
Sharku: “What're you gonna do, bleed on me?”
Aragorn: “I'm invincible!”
Sharku: “You're a loony.”
Aragorn: “All right, we'll call it a draw.”
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