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Hot ticket to the new band Funky Fellowship's first concert: $90
Overpriced bottle of Orc Draught: $39
Broken limb thanks to unwise body surfing: $2,600 doctor fee
Having your left eye blinded when one of the band members uncloaked: priceless.
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