A winking orc is not a pretty sight.
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Ugluk is going to try Rogain. This is his 'Before' picture.
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Ugluk(to the breakdancing orcs): "You call that break-dancing, you maggots! If you don't keep in step I'll break you!"
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When Ugluk made this face, he broke every mirror within a mile radius.
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