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Hehe, why hasn't this been posted on in a while? Oh well.
TS = tech support
*after hours of ringing, the phone in answered*
TS: ME Tech Support.
Frodo: Yes I-
TS: For complaints about Balrogs having wings, press 1. For help related to non-war situations, press 2. For help related to the current war, press 3.
*Frodo presses 3, muttering something about "stupid automated replies"*
TS: You have selected 3, help related to the current war. Press 1 for help related to defending Rohan. Press 2 for help with finding missing Hobbits *Frodo looks shocked at this point*. Press 3 for help related to defending Gondor. Press 4 for help related to destroying ME. Press 5 for help related to detroying the ring of power.
*Frodo press 5*
Frodo: Why is my option always last?
TS: Because we're run by Sauron. Thank you for giving away your location. You can expect to be attacked by the Nazgul... now. Goodbye. *beep, hangs up*
Frodo: What the...?
*wraith noises in the distance*
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