The new chemistry teacher was a clumsy one
OR
Orcs aren't famous for their good looks, but the baldness running in his family was almost too much for Ugluk.
OR
Imagine this: Frodo slips his ring on to his finger just before the orcs arrive at Amon Hen
Orc: Alright, who did that? Who poked me in my eye?
Invisible voice: thihihi
Orc: Ouch! That hurts! I'll get you you....*grabs nearest orc and rips his head off*
OR the truth:
Me in the morning
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Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches.
Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?
He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...
Last edited by Gothmog; 11-09-2005 at 05:56 AM.
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