Uruk: One... Two... Three... Twenty-seven...
Boromir: Hey! No fair! Count correctly, you.
Uruk: Twenty-eight... Twent-
Boromir: You're peaking!
Uruk: GRRR! I never even liked this game! *shoots*
OR
He used Crest White Strips! Shouldn't you?
OR
The Classic Uruk poker face. Go ahead... just tell him he is bluffing.
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