Aragorn's reluctance to take a bath was getting beyond a joke.
Or
"What d'you mean, we're out of man-flesh pretzels already? We bought 10,000 this morning!"
"Well, there are 10,000 of us, chief..."
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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