"Ms. Baaaggginss!!! Can Frodo come out to play?"
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The Annual Rohirric Puppet Show just wasn't the same after Sam made off with all the puppets. Still, the Fellowship tried to make do with what they had.
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Eowyn didn't know who kept breaking her backyard fence, or why. All she knew was that some day she'd find the little bleeder and make him pay. That was why she coated the fenceposts with super glue.
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"Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.
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