And there, behind the garden fence on the back of Rivendell, the two found the long lost Entwives working at Elonds and Sons Tobacco and Athelas Gardening Industry.
OR
Merry: WOW! I never imagined the sea would be this big!
Aragorn: Hrm...That's my bathing pool.
OR
Merry: Are you sure about this? I mean, they look small from here but isn't that just because we're so far away?
Aragorn: No no, they're small and harmless. Come on now, they're only wargs! You can take 'em!
Merry: Well, if you say so.
Merry running towards the advancing pack and gets ripped to pieces
Aragorn: Yes! One down, three to go.
OR
Aragorn: Ahhh...My friend, there lies what my heart has longed for such a long time.
Merry: What? Horse dropping?
Aragorn: No. Look further away.
Merry: That booring grey mountain? What do you want all that stone for?
Aragorn: NO! The city you idiot! Minas Tirith!
Merry: Ah, I see... So, can one eat it?
