Merry: "Where the corn is as high as an oliphant's eeeeeeye..!"
Aragorn: "...those are wooden posts, Merry."
Merry: "Well... well fine. I didn't feel like spelling out
Oklahoma anyway."
OR
Aragorn: "Do you think Boo Radley is in there, Jem?"
Merry: "No, I don't, and quit calling me Jem."
OR
Aragorn: "Repeat after me... Your mother was a hampster..."
Merry: ...
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