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PJ decides Tolkien's text needs updating for a contemporary audience. 'The cold hard lands, they bites our hands' is out in favour of a more catchy lyric:
Gollum (sings):
"Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me,
Guess I'll go eat worms,
Long, thin, slimy ones,
Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.
Down goes the first one,
Down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
Up comes the first one,
Up comes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm."
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