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The Only Real Estel · 11-05-2005, 10:29 AM

Here we witness the monthly meeting of the Dieting Support Group Club:

Frodo: "Well, lets compare our results, shall we? After two months of strict dieting I lost five pounds." (*insert polite clapping)

Merry: "I lost six (*insert slightly louder polite clapping). How many did you lose, Pip?"

Pippin: "Four." (*insert subdued polite clapping)

Frodo: "Well, Sam? You look rather pleased with yourself. How many did you lose?"

Sam: "I ate bacon, sausages, steaks, & whatever else I wanted to for two months and lost ten! Guess you guys lost out..." (*insert a smug face from Sam & threatening faces from the others)

11-05-2005, 10:29 AM	#8206
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	ever had this happen to you? Here we witness the monthly meeting of the Dieting Support Group Club: Frodo: "Well, lets compare our results, shall we? After two months of strict dieting I lost five pounds." (insert polite clapping) Merry: "I lost six (insert slightly louder polite clapping). How many did you lose, Pip?" Pippin: "Four." (insert subdued polite clapping) Frodo: "Well, Sam? You look rather pleased with yourself. How many did you lose?" Sam: "I ate bacon, sausages, steaks, & whatever else I wanted to for two months and lost ten! Guess you guys lost out..." (insert a smug face from Sam & threatening faces from the others)