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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba
I wish Deagol had killed Smeagol
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Poof! Truth be had, a fairie just sneezed on your ear and, well, there you are!
Deagol kills Smeagol, keeps the ring, and takes a few years in thearpy to boot. After seven progressive years he has a panic attack and runs away from home thinking that all the other hobbits are shaking their heads at him chanting "Shame, shame."
He gets up enough nerve to look at that nasty, problem causing ring on his journey to nowhere and becomes instantly enthralled with it. The ring directs him Southeast, toward Mordor, but Deagol gets lost and ends up mucking about in Rivendell where he is thrown into prison for being nothing but a royal pain.
Congratulations! The Ring never gets to Mordor, but all of Imaldris is calling for you blood.
I wish that instead of Wargs, the Orcs of the White Hand were given large frogs to ride and meet the Rohirrim.