Galadriel: "Trick or treat? There will be nothing for you lads until one of you owns up to chucking that egg at my Flet. There's no point denying it, I can use Osanwe."
OR
Pippin: "Um, I know we were supposed to be taking your pet balrog for a walk, but he gave us the slip when he saw this wizard running about and chased him down a really, really big rabbit hole. We've brought his lead back though."
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Gordon's alive!
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