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Originally Posted by Gurthang
Saucepan, did you make that yourself, or did you use that generator thingy they were talking about earlier? Either way, that's really awesome.
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The very suggestion ...!

I can assure you that it's all my own work, old chap. In fact, I was rather peeved not to be able to come up with something that used proper, legitimate words throughout ...
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Originally Posted by Gurthang
The Saucepan Man - mace hunts an ape
He's a weapon who doesn't like monkeys.
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Originally Posted by Boromir88
Sauce...you're a Staunch mean ape.
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I have an identity crisis! Although I suppose that, strictly speaking, monkeys and apes are not the same thing.
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Originally Posted by mormegil
... my peanuts ache, man
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Sounds nasty!
All this talk of hidden vices has inspired me to make a list of selected Downers' favourite tipples, concocted from their jumbled names …
Rimbaud, of course, likes
Drambui.
While
Bêthberry’s favourite is
Bryth Bêer.
Lalwendë has exotic tastes, plumping for
L’Dëw n’ Ale.
Whereas
davem, as Lalwendë has pointed out, is a
V-Mead man.
The Saucepan Man sticks with an
Ent Mush Panacea.
Formendacil looks to
Falmon Cider to slake his thirst.
Anguirel is very well-disciplined, having
a Gin rule. (Hmm, that may have been done already.)
And
littlemanpoet has acquired a taste for
Lemon Pit Latte.
Aiwendil likes his
Wine laid down, as one would expect.
While
Holbytlass clearly has expensive tastes and keeps her
Bolly Stash well hidden.
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh contents himself with
Quarts of the Mûdhorn Tea.
And finally,
Alcarillo’s preferred tipple is
Ralli-Cola.