[The Saucepan Man]

Originally Posted by Gurthang

Saucepan, did you make that yourself, or did you use that generator thingy they were talking about earlier? Either way, that's really awesome.

The very suggestion ...! I can assure you that it's all my own work, old chap. In fact, I was rather peeved not to be able to come up with something that used proper, legitimate words throughout ...

Originally Posted by Gurthang

The Saucepan Man - mace hunts an ape

He's a weapon who doesn't like monkeys.

Originally Posted by Boromir88

Sauce...you're a Staunch mean ape.

I have an identity crisis! Although I suppose that, strictly speaking, monkeys and apes are not the same thing.

Originally Posted by mormegil

... my peanuts ache, man

Sounds nasty!

All this talk of hidden vices has inspired me to make a list of selected Downers' favourite tipples, concocted from their jumbled names …

Rimbaud, of course, likes Drambui.

While Bêthberry’s favourite is Bryth Bêer.

Lalwendë has exotic tastes, plumping for L’Dëw n’ Ale.

Whereas davem, as Lalwendë has pointed out, is a V-Mead man.

The Saucepan Man sticks with an Ent Mush Panacea.

Formendacil looks to Falmon Cider to slake his thirst.

Anguirel is very well-disciplined, having a Gin rule. (Hmm, that may have been done already.)

And littlemanpoet has acquired a taste for Lemon Pit Latte.

Aiwendil likes his Wine laid down, as one would expect.

While Holbytlass clearly has expensive tastes and keeps her Bolly Stash well hidden.

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh contents himself with Quarts of the Mûdhorn Tea.

And finally, Alcarillo’s preferred tipple is Ralli-Cola.