... an anagram of The Fellowship of the Ring, in respect of which I humbly offer up the following:
Frodo Baggins =
Goofs Bad Ring
Self-explanatory really!
Gandalf the Grey =
He tag danger. Fly!
Referring to the sacrifice that he made at the bridge of Khazad-Dum.
Aragorn Elessar =
So real as Ranger
And so he should be!
Samwise Gamgee =
I’m wage message
It's a little known fact that the character of Sam was in fact an allegory of the working class struggle for a higher minimum wage.
Meriadoc Brandybuck =
Dirk unmade crabby CO
Referring, of course, to the dagger used to defeat the bad-tempered commanding officer of Mordor's forces at the Pelennor.
Peregrine Took =
Perk – I go on tree!
Pippin was overjoyed to get a ride on Treebeard.
Boromir =
Rob ‘im, or …
... fail and die redeeming yourself.
Legolas Greenleaf =
Lone Elf - Gals eager
The poor chap just can't escape those fangirls.
Gimli, Son of Gloin =
Going solo in film
He's throwing in the double act with Legolas and branching out with his own movie career.