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The Great Powers that be are really...
Manwe... Me wan' something... What does Manwe want?
Varda... could be Arda V. Wait! There's more than one?
Melkor... ROM elk. A deer with memory? Oh deer!
Elbereth... is some fellow by the name of Bert Heel. "O Elbereth, O Bert Heel..."
Morgoth... is a Moth 'Rog, which would be a Balrog drawn to a flame. Not good!
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