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The Fellowship of the Ring:

Aragorn becomes a roan rag. Hmm... he's a reddish dishcloth, then...

Gandalf is a fang lad. Sounds mean. Sounds like a Werewolf...

Frodo Baggins is a Fans bigg door. I'm presuming this has something to do with the movie Frodo...

Samwise Gamgee is a Game maw's seige. ???

Peregrin Took is Peg rot in RK. Their is peg rot in the Return of the King? Horrors!!!

Meriadoc Brandybuck is Andy made brick cur BO, which I am taking to mean that some Andy person made brick dogs some body odour...

Legolas's new name is Slag Leo. Hmm... sounds hip...

Gimli comes out as a garble. Unless ligmi, limig, glimi, gimil, gilim, migil, milig, or a host of similar words means anything to you...

Boromir is, like his 86th successor, a Rib Room...

Okay, some of those were pretty bad. But I do like Slag Leo and Roan Rag...