[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Originally Posted by the phantom

It causes every person in a village to distrust everyone else- even their own spouse and children.

I'm sure I could be wrong, but this reminds me of that time that m'dear Lord Phantom played the part of my husband, the Innkeeper. I'd have killed him in a heartbeat.

Three years before, Sauron had turned Phantom into a werewolf. Usually, Sauron would go to the outskirts of a village and draw the three villagers with the darkest hearts to him and put into them a foul werewolf spirit, but he had gone out of his way to make Phantom a wolf. Phantom did not come to him- he pursued and captured Phantom. Phantom was a young, intelligent, persuasive man, and Sauron knew he would make a perfect werewolf- and he did.

Was it WWIX where tp was the one of those mwahahahahaing wolves?

I foresee that you will be killed by a lone, unarmed midget!

I laughed on this one.

For the joke on a village occupation, I see morm saying "don't kill the messenger" and I see the lecherous innkeeper commencing the game of spin-the-bottle.

So, you think Feanor of the Peredhil is our thin feral feeder? Pooh!

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