Boromir stars in a failled Mentos marketing attempt aiming to sell a new liquid-fresh variety.
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As he blew the Horn of Gondor, Boromir sudden understood what all those "Gandalf Uncloaked" jokes were all about... and it scared him.
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Merry slices open the orc's tunic front, but as it bends down in considerable pain a bright and cheerful feeling overcomes it on the discovery of a shiny new penny! What luck!
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"Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos
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