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Boromir was envious of Legolas and Faramir, and even of Aragorn. While they got the fan-girls, he got fan-orcs. Sadly for him, they tore him apart in Orc fashion, attempting to steal his clothes.
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Boromir's death was mourned by all in Gondor. However, seeing this as an easy source of propaganda, the Gondorian Information Ministry of Propaganda (GIMP) led by Aragorn, decided to exaggerate his story, and in some cases, lie to the public. Rather than tell the people he was stabbed by drunk Rohirrim in a bar fight, they stated he died fighting orcs while striking a heroic pose.
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