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Originally Posted by Kitanna
Theoden didn't age like wine, he aged like milk.
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Meaning he got sour and stinky.
But on to originality:
Theoden's barber cancelled his appointment... for the 73rd time!
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Theoden decides that the leather coat would have been a better choice than the rabbit's fur he got. But alas, the Gap of Rohan is closed for the weekend.
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Even getting to ride in the pony chair on the carousel couldn't cheer Theoden up.