Denethor: Why am I in here? I'm NOT supposed to be here!!! Where am I!?!? OHHH!!!! I HATE MapQuest!!!!
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Denethor: I DID not order these life sized Merry and Pippin salt and pepper shakers!!! I ordered the life sized version of my son as a juice jug!!! Does that look like my son to you!?!?
Gandalf: I'm sorry my liege, but your son is dead.
Denethor: No he's not!! He's just pretending to be dead so he can surprise me by being the juice jug!! Sheez, and you call yourself a Maia.
