[Gothmog]

Denethor: I hate this, looking all girlish in this hair...I'll get PJ for this.

Or

Denethor: How come Gandalf got a long, nice staff while I only have this little twig?

Or

Denethor (thinking): Nobody will ever beat me in a staring contest. I've been training on that statue for years now.

Or

Gandalf: Denny, have I ever told you about the resemblence between you and a rather jolly fellow I know by the name Gollum?
Denethor:

Or Denethor the Werewolf: Must not...must not kill...feeling urge for blood getting stronger...must keep hiding...