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Ground control to Sauron
Ground control to Sauron:
Take your protein pills and put your spiky helmet on
Ground control to Sauron:
Commencing countdown engine's on
Check ignition and may Morgoth be with you
This is ground control to Sauron, you've really made the grade!
And the papers want to know whose skirts you wear,
Now it's time to leave the Black Gate if you dare.
This is Sauron to ground control, I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in the most peculiar way
And I look very different today
For here am I floating in evening wear, far above the world
MIddle Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do
Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles, I'm feeling very still
And I think my army knows which way to go,
Tell Morgoth I love him very much he knows.
Ground control to Sauron:
Your circuit's dead, there's something wong.
Can you hear me Sauron?
Can you hear me Sauron?
Can you hear me Sauron? Can you…
Here am I floating round my land, far above Mount Doom
Middle Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do
(With profound and deepest apologies to the King of Glam, His Highness and Majesty of Glitz, Sir David Bowie.)
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