Toot Toot, sounds Fordim's horn in the distance,
Toot Toot
I taught a non-credit course on Tolkien a few years ago -- if you would like I could run it again as an online course, for Downers only. I mean, really, let's face it, you all really could learn a lot from me.

And wouldn't it be great to sit at your computer screen in rapt attention for hour after hour of Professor Fordim telling you about Tolkien and LotR and resolving all your questions about it?

Oh, but I forget, you already have that luxury...
Creeping back to my barrow now. Please, do not throw objects either too heavy or too sharp.