Gandalf: How many time have I told you, you can't eat anymore of those Hornburgers!
Theoden: But they're sooooo good.
Gandalf: Think of it this way. Taken your age into consideration, and you have a hornburger how many times a weak? 4...? So, 52 weeks in a year, you take 4 times 52, and that's 208 hornburgers a year! Now multiply that by the amount of calories in them...about 450 calories. That is 94,200 calories a year off hornburgers alone! You really need to start taking care of your heart.
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