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Cute he may be, but has he been supplying the tribes with firewood?
Has he been cunningly preventing fratricidal Elf/Dwarf war?
Is he a noted diamond smuggler?
I think not. Ladies and gentlemen, take this chance to show your taste and quality. Vote for the only candidate remaining with a cogent personality. He may be short, but he's hardy and loyal; he keeps a mind to practicalities like food, shelter, and rest; truly
++GIMLI SON OF GLOIN, LORD OF AGLAROND
has shown himself worthy to be...the Survivor!
(All Elf-lovers should support Gimli too-he's the closest thing to an Elf left, which is quite sad really...)
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Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter
-Il Lupo Fenriso
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