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I wish Moria was an amusement park.
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Whoosh! Your wish is granted! However, due to Dwarves being hoarders rather than spenders of cash, most of the rides are incredibly dangerous and or unfinished. Five Hobbits, three elves, seven and a half men and two goblins die on the first day.
I wish that some Barrow Down’s merchandise were available in everyone’s local shop.