Gurthang: Well, our two candidates are both collecting votes in no time flat! It looks like this campaign is pretty close, in fact, I'm not sure who's ahead at the moment. I think I'll call my color man and see how it's going out in the field:
Gnahtrug, how's it look out there?
Gnahtrug: Well,
Gurthang, it is a very close race. Both
Glorfindel and
Eowyn have gotten numerous votes. Let's see... Divine Bovine! It looks like it's a tie! At the moment the voting stands:
Glorfindel - 4
Eowyn - 4
Boy this is really a close one! I hope somebody breaks this tie really quickly!
Gurthang: Well, I'm not going to do that! But I will add another opponent to the stack:
++Galadriel
For being a prissy, stuck-up, pointy-eared,
old elf-queen! (And to avoid being called a sexist or a womanizer.

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