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Saucie castigates us Eomerites for following the Red Book. Makes me wonder about what sources he's going on...perhaps
The Black Book of Sauron, or, the troubles of a misunderstood jeweller
The Brown Book of Ugluk, or, My Time in the Uruk Liberation Front
The Multi-Coloured Book of Saruman, or, I am Your Rightful Lord and Master, Because I have the Coolest Robe, go on, admit it
and most of all
The Indeterminately Unpleasantly Coloured Book of Grima, or, how I had arrow surgery, sold up, and surfaced as a renowned Barrowdowner.
This fellow is inveterate in his use of generalisation, balderdash, and misapplication. How could anything with more intelligence than Bert the Troll be swayed by such twisted rhetoric?
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Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter
-Il Lupo Fenriso
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