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Nilpaurion Felagund · 10-04-2005, 08:55 AM

Frodo: OK, here's the plan: You rush to the gate shouting, 'For Frodo!' Then, while the guards are distracted, I sneak up past them and go on into Mt. Doom.

Sam: Hey, how come we have to be the decoy?

Frodo: Cos I wrote this book.

Sam: But get to write in this book, too!

Frodo: No, you get to write the part of the book after I leave.

Gollum: What about me? Do I get to write in this book, too?

Frodo: No. Actually, you died in the book.

Gollum: I did? That's very nice. I'm off this quest now.

10-04-2005, 08:55 AM	#7698
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	A long one. Frodo: OK, here's the plan: You rush to the gate shouting, 'For Frodo!' Then, while the guards are distracted, I sneak up past them and go on into Mt. Doom. Sam: Hey, how come we have to be the decoy? Frodo: Cos I wrote this book. Sam: But get to write in this book, too! Frodo: No, you get to write the part of the book after I leave. Gollum: What about me? Do I get to write in this book, too? Frodo: No. Actually, you died in the book. Gollum: I did? That's very nice. I'm off this quest now. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...