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I wish Sauron was ailurophobic (terrified of cats).
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Thou hast made a wish! I have granted it ye!
Sauron fears cats. So much, in fact, that he begins to hate them, and all things that look like them. That, he decided, includes Hobbits, and so has them all killed before the Ring is even made. Oh dear.
I wish that there were more rings of power.