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Where be you a-goin' to, puffing like a bellows?
Bilbo*elbowing Gandalf*: Lookit that Only Real Estel, 'e's got three hundred posts in this thread. Bet you can't say as much.
Gandalf: Let him keep his infamy. I am the subject of a thousand topics, a thousand thoughts, and a thousand...
Bilbo: ...Captions. But only one joke.
Gandalf: *harrumph*
Or...
Bilbo: I should have another drink. It makes you so witty.
Or...
Bilbo: The Old Ones were right..."Stairway to Heaven" makes perfect sense if you're stoned!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door
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