[Gurthang]

Denethor: "Wow! I can see my reflection in his eye!"

OR

Pippin: "Well, it's nice that you all are building me a hut, but why is Faramir lying on top of it?"

OR

Pippin: "So, uh, what's through that Black Door of Nothingness?"

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Pippin: "Anything I can do to help?"
Guard: "Yes, you'll make excellant kindling."

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Guy with torch: "Hey, look at me! I've got a cool torch!"
Guard #1: "Well, uh...uhm.... I've got a bundle of twigs!"
Guy #1: "Oh, yeah!" *picks up a couple bundles* "Well I've got two!"
*Mad rush for the newest collectable craze: bundled twigs*
Guy with torch: "Well, I still have a torch!"
Guard #1: "Oh, that is so five minutes ago! Bundled twigs are in!"

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Denethor is having a staring match with the unconcious Faramir.