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On his first day with the Gondorian Police, Pippin comes upon the remains of the Second Little Pig's House of Sticks.
Soldier Policeman: "Clearly, this Second Little Pig did not run to his brother's house. Can we attribute his death to the wolf?"
Coroner Denethor, bending over 'the Second Little Pig': "There are no wounds on the body. It must have been the shock."
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