I'll have you know it's only in the last few years that Scotland has become slightly rubbish.
Hmm, let's see. If I'm a vintage rock star, then...
The Only Real Estel is the drummer. Come on, he holds the tune together; he makes sure that everything makes sense; when I'm almost ruining everything by seriously considering leaving
wilwa the Shiriff alive on the final night of Werewolf, he's......you get the idea.
(Plus, he's clearly rock'n'roll).
SamwiseGamgee is on bass. He's not actually around that much, but his presence is felt everywhere (especially on
The Greatest Thread of All Time) and I notice immediately when he stops playing.
TGWBS is on keyboards, because every group needs their insane, shrieking keyboard player (well, maybe 'needs' isn't the right word.....anyway, he's there!) Though he will probably be the first one kicked out for substance abuse.
Fordim Hedgethistle is management. Obvious, really. He
is power. He sets us on our way in the backstabbing world so very well, because as far as backstabbing goes, he's been there before.
Mormegil and
Firefoot are the roadies. Really not sure why, but I'm sure they'd do a great job.
And
Fea is the....well, you know. It begins with a 'G'. (Sorry, couldn't resist.
)
And that's how I've imagined those mentioned for the past ten minutes.