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Old 09-27-2005, 06:26 AM   #603
The Saucepan Man
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The Saucepan Man has been trapped in the Barrow!
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There are five remaining in the Man tribe. Five! Count 'em. That's two more than any other tribe. They cannot be allowed to dominate the show.

Vote the soppy cheat off today, and I will be willing to consider any reasonable requests for assistance in future days.

And surely you cannot be so blind as to vote off one of the few people on the island who actually gets things done. He is Ugluk. He commands. His methods may be rather unorthodox, but his results are impressive. If it wasn't for his disciplined regime and strict rota, the remaining Survivors would be lounging about all day achieving precisely nothing.

Besides, we can't have no bad guys in the final. How dull would that be? I want to see a re-match between him and Eomer and see how the Strawhead matches up withut his Rohan buddies to back him up.
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