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Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-26-2005, 02:39 AM

Bilbo (thinks): If I smile and stare at him, eventually he'll go away.

OR

Gandalf: Grandpa, what big teeth you have!

Bilbo (turns into a werewolf): The better to eat you with!

OR

Bilbo (thinks): Just keep smiling . . . he won't notice you just broke Shadowfax's leg.

OR

Bilbo (thinks): Why is he still here? My face is tiring already. Why won't he go away?

OR

Gandalf: Bilbo, why is my cloak pink? What did you do to it?

Bilbo: Why, nothing!

09-26-2005, 02:39 AM	#7565
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Why is Bilbo smiling? Bilbo (thinks): If I smile and stare at him, eventually he'll go away. OR Gandalf: Grandpa, what big teeth you have! Bilbo (turns into a werewolf): The better to eat you with! OR Bilbo (thinks): Just keep smiling . . . he won't notice you just broke Shadowfax's leg. OR Bilbo (thinks): Why is he still here? My face is tiring already. Why won't he go away? OR Gandalf: Bilbo, why is my cloak pink? What did you do to it? Bilbo: Why, nothing! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...